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How about sending the following letter in place of sholoch mones:
In keeping with the Obama Adminstration’s rapprochement with Iran, and the similarity between the present President of Iran and Homon, we wish to express our sympathy with the innocent victims of the Jewish rampage through Iranian cities during the aftermath of the events of Purim. Therefore, in the interests of tikkun (g)olam we will not be sending sholoch mones this year.