#1 Is it manmade? Yes.
#2 Is it a common (>50%) household item? Yeah, I would say so.
#3 Animal, vegetable or mineral? Mineral…I think…
#4 Is it bigger than a standard crockpot (total volume, lid closed)? Around the same size…generally.
#5 Does it use electricity? No.
#6 Is it associated with food or cooking? No.
#7 Is it usually used in one specific room? No, not at all.
#8 Is it worn on a person (such as clothes, shoes, hat, sheitel, cast, etc)? Yes.
#9 Is it worn on the head? No.
#10 Is it worn on the lower half of the body? Yes.
#11 Is it or does it contain pants? No. (Contain pants?)
#12 Is it shoes? It’s a type of footwear.
#13 Is it boots? It’s a type of boot… ^_^
#14 I’m afraid this may get uggly. ?? No, the item is not a smiley face. (Or Uggs. :P)
(If you want to cheat, you can check my profile for the answer. ^_^)