Vogue -“I just keep on defaulting to looking at cia and fbi websites when I feel like nothing else would suit me. It would be sooooo cool.”
This is your imagination running wild. Anything more than a simple nobody is very stressful. The guy I knew with the NSA had an extremely stressful life because of all the important materials that he was responsible for. Real life in these agencies, if you could even get anywhere that dealt with anything important, is Not like James Bond in the movies.