Vogue: People do remember your posts. While we don’t know what’s going on in your heart of hearts, we do know enough solely based off your posts to make a mental picture. It could be completely wrong, however.
Health: It says “spies” on the top. And the thread is called espionage, which does make it apropos.
Srotin: Apparently, that kind of checking up is commonplace in all different aspects of government work. I’m not necessarily talking about the cafeteria ladies, but people in NSA, CIA, and plenty of other government bureaus check up on you.
Not to mention colleges and places of employment in the private sector, so honestly, this is probably good advice for everyone.