I found a recipe on Epicurious
How could you go on a website with treif’e recipes chas v’shalom lo aleinu? Besides the fact that you might chas v’shalom be tempted to try one of the recipes, the very sight of these things is metamtem es halev! Plus, since it’s assur to get hano’ah from basar b’cholov, you were probably oiver on at least seventeen lavin for using a website with those recipes on it.
Can’t you do like they did in the heim, and use Susie Fishbein? Have you lost all vestiges of your pintel’e Yid?