The only way we can prevent the red ants from breeding is to…
…give them some family-appropriate entertainment! Let’s put on a show!!! It worked for Mickey Rooney… and he had 9 lives (or was that 9 wives?) so it should work for us.”
Now, the travelers were skeptical about the idea of a show and started to grumble. “What if they don’t like vaudeville?” Dov Winnie-the-Pooh Ber complained.
“If I do my soft shoe shuffle, I may crush them” siad Heshy “Hot Foot” Hoppleheimer.