The best I can do is tell you what my next six Hamodia articles are going to be about:
July 24 — a guy in England who makes jet-powered bicycles, strollers, and kettles
July 31 — My stint as a dummy at a Hatzolah training session.
August 7 — Scientists discovering why we itch.
August 14 — The construction we’re doing on the entranceway of our house.
August 21 — My experience as a mascot at my kids’ camp.
August 28 — A quiz that I give my returning students on the first day of school.
You’ll need better proof than that. Basically you’re telling us to believe its you because you write about camp on visiting day and school while doing back to school shopping, and itching during the 9 days. I could have guessed that with my eyes closed.