I’m calling troll. Not because it’s obviously a troll, but I’m calling a secondary level of trolling for beginning with an inherently false statement.
Actually, I’m not calling troll. I’m calling Apikores. Changing Halachah is Yeihareg V’al Ya’avor because it’s K’firah (see Yam Shel Shlomo Bava Kama 4:9). So I don’t think I’d want to Daven in your Shul regardless, no matter the skirt length of my (nonexistent) wife.