Maybe Sterling should switch to doing shidduchim…
“I tell you, you can’t predict Shidduchim! You know why? Cuz every day, the bochur changes!”
“Help keep your family safe and secure w/ Dor Yeshorim…”
What’s a good idea for the first date? “It always begins with a walk…”
How should I set up the next one? “…send a TEX MESSAGE!”
What if I show up in a minivan? “She’s….GONE!”