Reply To: Popa's reflections on Motzaei Shabbos; Haazinu

I like number three. Here’s the kapporos ad a friend and I thought up last year:

!!YOM KIPPUR SPECIAL!!

THREE — count ’em — THREE!!! Chayvei krisus for the price of a chicken:

1- Shchutei chutz

2- Hakravas baal mum

3- bringing a min sh’aino ra’ui lamizbeiach.

Chap arein before yom kippur while there’s still time to be judged!