Considering that there are 39 Discworld books, whoever got that threat should pay attention… 🙂
And OOM: do I have permission to copy-paste that awesome scary …THING for further use? It is so ….awesome and scary.
And the one time I tried Twilight, I literally fell asleep. Harry Potter I didn’t find quite as bad, even though I don’t generally like wizardy types of fantasy (when you have beings who can theoretically create whatever they want, you usually end up with a lot of plot holes and convoluted rules in order to create an actual plot and not a whole bunch of wizards just conjuring up bigger and bigger explosions). JK Rowling definitely knows how to write so that people will want to read, which is an enviable skill, even if it’s not necessarily equal to Nobel Prize-worthy skill.