Reply To: My hobbies are swordfighting and hunting buffalo and other disappointing details

Oh, and here’s a little spoof on “What I’m Looking For”:

Although I myself am a young-looking 97 year old man with 3 teeth, I am looking for a tall, slender, elegant woman who knows exactly when I want her to talk and when I feel like stuffing her mouth with a sock. A woman who loves to cook, clean and entertain many diverse guests, as well as travel, sew, hike, go camping, sing opera, and go bungy-jumping, because as you know, those traits usually go together. I would like to have children of my own even though I’m 97, and I’m not sure if I want to relocate from my thatch-hut in Pompeii at this time. Are you the one for me? E-mail me, and let’s go on that mystical, joyous,spirital road as one unit!