Worst moment: I was in fourth grade and I had a kids’ book about inventions that I was showing kids in my class. One of the sections was about vending machines and one tidbit was how there was once a vending machine that dispensed underwear. Whatever. This was in the middle of recess and my teacher wanted to know what was making so much noise- we were supposed to be quiet during indoor recess or we’d get in trouble. I showed her the book and she said what we were doing was fine. She then asked to look inside it- when she read the section, she confiscated the book because she said it was inappropriate. (Something I still don’t quite understand, I gotta say.) I was infuriated, and said something to the teacher that I should not have said, which got me sent to the principal’s office for the first and only time in my school career. It was a low moment.
One of my best times was the time I yelled at my assistant principal, but I’m not going to go into that, no matter how epic it may have been, because it makes me instantly identifiable.