A feminist was walking down the street when she noticed that it was raining and and dogs–literally. She overheard a conversation between a dog and a kitten. While falling, the dog asked the kitten how he felt. He answered “Me scared. No like boo-boo”. Then when they landed the dog asked the same question again. This time the poor creature said “Me owww(ch)”
If you’re wondering what this has to do with her being feminist, it has nothing whatever to do with it. You’re supposed to wonder.