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July 29, 2015 12:18 am at 12:18 am #616115👑RebYidd23Participant
What would you do if you found out you have superpowers?
July 29, 2015 12:39 am at 12:39 am #1093916NeutiquamErroParticipantWhat d’you mean, ‘if’?
July 29, 2015 12:41 am at 12:41 am #1093917YW Moderator-29 👨💻Moderatormake titles disappear
July 29, 2015 12:45 am at 12:45 am #1093918Happy Go Lucky!!Participant29, you’re hilarious!!
Me? I’d try to conquer my tiny yetzer hara.
July 29, 2015 1:33 am at 1:33 am #1093919pcozMemberFind a phone-box.
July 29, 2015 2:18 am at 2:18 am #1093920akupermaParticipantBe very quiet about it.
July 29, 2015 2:55 am at 2:55 am #1093921☕️coffee addictParticipantdepends what it was
July 29, 2015 6:55 am at 6:55 am #1093922cozimjewishMemberRebyidd I am starting to wonder if you’re a girl. I mean, what guy is obsessed with unicorns and superpowers and starts threads about tznius? (Then again, what girl would describe a lizard as “cute”?)
July 29, 2015 7:12 am at 7:12 am #1093923JosephParticipantA tomboy?
July 29, 2015 7:22 am at 7:22 am #1093924👑RebYidd23ParticipantJuly 29, 2015 9:17 am at 9:17 am #1093925sushibagelMemberRebyidd is a feminist Rabbi
July 29, 2015 11:08 am at 11:08 am #1093926profound101ParticipantIsn’t that a forbidden word?
July 29, 2015 1:24 pm at 1:24 pm #1093927👑RebYidd23ParticipantI’m probably a feminist rabbi with a pet unicorn that could kill 70 people in battle or purify water but I don’t let it hurt anyone because it’s dishonorable to let your animals fight your battles for you, and we don’t have a water filter, and probably I collect dinosaur bones to prove there were once cats with green fur, because if cats had green fur, they could camouflage in grass, and why not? and probably I go fishing every Tuesday but never catch anything. Because that’s the only kind of feminist rabbi that ever has any fun.
July 29, 2015 2:41 pm at 2:41 pm #1093928princess leebaMemberUse them to serve Hashem.
July 29, 2015 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #1093929JosephParticipantSuperpowers are kishif (magic) and assur. Anyone practicing it is chayiv misa.
July 29, 2015 5:06 pm at 5:06 pm #1093930Happy Go Lucky!!ParticipantUh oh, 29, did you hear that?!?
July 29, 2015 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm #1093931YW Moderator-29 👨💻ModeratorNo, I make all halachik statements that I don’t like disappear as well
July 29, 2015 8:04 pm at 8:04 pm #1093932👑RebYidd23ParticipantJoseph, superpowers are unrelated to witchcraft. They are not something “practiced”. People generally do not have a choice of whether or not they have superpowers. It’s like some people have green eyes, and some people don’t. Or like some people have an extra toe.
July 30, 2015 1:32 am at 1:32 am #1093933pcozMemberOr the ability to walk on water.
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