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  • #1164557

    eclipse
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    ok,that is tough to elaborate on!so one last rumor-starter here:

    “Don’t tell anyone,but the neighbors …Sh…there is a really crazy story about them….”

    (the point here is that the L.H. stories get even worse as they travel from one gossiper to the next,as this thread has twice proven)

    #1164558

    minyan gal
    Member

    I just heard that our neighbors keep their crazy grandmother locked in the attic.

    #1164559

    deiyezooger
    Member

    talk about their grandmother, the whole family became crazy. the high school daughter locked the baby in the closet,and she ran away afew min later the neighbors heard a baby cry they called police…….. they arrested…….. wow what a family.

    #1164560

    Wanna hear something crazy? The police were called to the goldmarber’s house when a neighbor heard someone yelling- there’s a high school aged girl who was locked in the closet since she was a baby! When they opened the door she ran away…what a family

    #1164561

    aries2756
    Participant

    Did you hear what happened at the Goldmarber’s house? The police were called because the Grandmother ran away with the baby because the high school aged daughter took over her closet.

    #1164562

    The Goldmarber’s high school daughter joined the police and took over the house after the grandmother kidnapped the baby adn ran away to the closet store

    #1164563

    eclipse
    Member

    REWARD FOR MISSING GRANDMOTHER:ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!

    #1164564

    deiyezooger
    Member

    I tought the grandmother only took the baby, where did she find the ten milion dollars?

    #1164565

    aries2756
    Participant

    The closet store saved the baby, took the reward and bought out Crate and Barrel where they gave the Grandmother a job in the linen department, the high schooler a job in the wrapping department and the baby is doing the modeling for the new catalogue.

    #1164566

    eclipse
    Member

    It was in the baby’s snow suit.They found it at the airport.

    #1164567

    the grandmother is wanted for hiding ten million dollars in the babies stretchy

    #1164569

    deiyezooger
    Member

    the ten million dollars was taken by one of the police officers, and he is accusing the sitter for child abbuse,and the old grandmother is sound asleep not knowing of anything.

    #1164570

    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    i gave 10 million dollars to the police to accuse your sitter for child abuse and they shot the old grandmother who was sound asleep dreamin about it

    #1164571

    deiyezooger
    Member

    BD”hE The funurel for Mrs. Dollar will take place at ten Mellon St.

    #1164572

    eclipse
    Member

    Well,that’s the end of that family!No one left to gossip about!

    #1164573

    deiyezooger
    Member

    now how about starting a new one?

    #1164574

    Did you hear about Mr. Blumenthaul who bought a new car- he said was such a great bargain he paid practically nothing! His old car was so noisy you could hear him coming down the street from two blocks away!

    #1164575

    minyan gal
    Member

    Mrs. Blum was going to the big bargain sale and was in such a hurry she drove into a fire hydrant.

    #1164576

    blinky
    Participant

    Mrs. Blum was going to the big bargain sale she drove next to a fire hydrant and she got all sprayed up!

    #1164577

    deiyezooger
    Member

    Mayor Blumberg says the police sprayed peper spray in self defans when being atacked while writing a parking ticket for someone who parked next to the fire hydrent at the big bargain sale.

    #1164578

    blinky
    Participant

    The police sprayed mace on Mayor Bloomberg after he got a parking ticket for parking next to a fire hydrant!

    #1164579

    deiyezooger
    Member

    Oh dont you know that hizzhonur supposetly uses the train to get around.

    #1164581

    not2bright
    Member

    then again, rhubarb doesn’t go well with cranberry sauce if you are sitting on a wooden chair near the ocean on tuesdays

    #1164582

    deiyezooger
    Member

    Mayor Blumberg washed his car at the fire hydrent.

    #1164583

    blinky
    Participant

    Meir Blum’s car caught on fire while he was at the car wash- (he might have sued the company but dont quote me on that because i personally didn’t see it but it makes sense)

    #1164584

    deiyezooger
    Member

    The car wash had many violations.

    #1164585

    deiyezooger
    Member

    there is a rumor going around that this game is about to stop, can you please save the game?

    #1164586

    eclipse
    Member

    I think it has played itself out,literally.But the moral of the story is…NEVER BE MIKABEL GOSSIP.Period.Even the “first” person in the rumor chain may be misinterpreting things!

    #1164587

    deiyezooger
    Member

    yes i agree,nice outcome came out of it, we all did it. now could we start a different type of game?

    #1164588

    eclipse
    Member

    Here’s a suggestion. THE RE-FRAME GAME:(examples)

    She was yelling like a madwoman….then I realized her friend was drowning.

    He was eating a cheeseburger…then I realized he just LOOKED LIKE my friend.

    They were gossiping again….when I got closer,I realized they were playing “The Rumor Game”!

    etc.etc.

    #1164589

    dancinggirl
    Member

    did you hear about rabbi green? he insisted that there is only one adar this yr!

    #1164590

    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Did you hear about the rabbi of the green street shul? He said that the snake charmer only has one adder left for his show this year.

    #1164591

    Shopping613 🌠
    Participant

    Did you say Green Yocheved was the Rabbi of THE street shul? Like Green is his first name? And Yocheved is his last?And his son named Adler Yocheved is a snake charmer???? People thses days…..crazy…

    #1164595

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Did you hear that Yocheved Green became a rabbi and her son is a snake charmer? And the snake’s name is Adler Yocheved?

    #1164596

    eclipse
    Member

    This thread is hilarious

    #1164597

    Health
    Participant

    Mr. Yidd – “snake charmer? “

    I once saw a real charmer. It’s very cool. Did anyone else see one? No sarcasm, please.

    #1164598

    Yocheved Green was bit by a snake?

    #1164599

    mobico
    Participant

    Yocheved was bitten by a green snake. Those are the poisonous kind!

    #1164600

    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Yocheved bit a green snake! I heard she’s poisonous! Is the snake okay?

    #1164601

    Hashemisreading
    Participant

    In the snake they found a rake?!

    #1164602

    Ayymayd
    Participant

    I heard Yitzchak Miller’s son is going to Harvard.

    #1164603

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
    Participant

    I heard Yitzchak Miller went to Harvard.

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