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  • #1019711

    I popa would have entered any of the numerous shuls in these United Lands of Amerigo, he would have instantly noticed the Daf displayed on the huge zmanim screens. (Do they uses electricity in his shul?)

    #1019713

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    So, did you remember to do the switch, or did you forget like a …?

    #1019714

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    I did the switch!

    #1019715

    streekgeek
    Participant

    Just one example on how the CR changed my life: So I’m a pretty aggressive driver, and that’s saying it nicely. Usually, when someone isn’t driving the way I like I let out a whole string of @#$%^&* and some #$@&%*!…. well the other day I was driving and someone on the road was not behaving. So I just looked him in the eye and yelled I hate you, you big fat jerk! And then I was laughing too hard that I didn’t even get a chance to rear-end him or tail him home to give him a piece of my mind….

    #1019716

    Mind you, kindly put your s/n on your car… I want to be FAR AWAY!!

    #1019717

    the-art-of-moi
    Participant

    Hi streekgeek,

    lol that’s really funny! Is that a permanent change?

    #1019718

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    lol streetgeek, that’s terrific.

    Usually, you can win the road rage argument much better by laughing at them.

    #1019719

    the-art-of-moi
    Participant

    popa-

    Uh uh.

    streeKgeek.

    #1019720

    streekgeek
    Participant

    LF – I was just exaggerating a tiny little bit. I have never ever ever rear ended anyone on purpose. Nor have I tailed anyone all the way home. I do believe however that I am the reason behind the “Pray for me, I drive in _____” bumper stickers….

    TAOM – I wish, but fat chance! I try to reserve my crude language for when I’m alone in the car though I do get reminders sometimes when I slip up…Some people in my life are just such <censored> that I look forward to driving so I can just let it all out….

    #1019721

    streekgeek:

    Gladly lend you my car. The one without a horn. It’s highly conducive to acquiring self restraint, patience control. A “middos workout” center. (and I can do nothing about it – I’m not gonna bump the guy in front of me yapping on his cell phone, oblivious to the traffic signal). Cursing and foaming will do nothing constructive – it forces me to behave properly.

    Oh, and I’ve long learned NEVER to glance at another driver’s approval, or lack thereof, of my driving expertise. There are scary, REAL SCARY people out there. (that’s for another thread)

    #1019722

    streekgeek
    Participant

    A “middos workout” center you say? I’ll take it – where can I pick it up from and when? Let me know ASAP so I can schedule an appointment by the mechanic to have the horn fixed.

    And I also happen to disagree with your statement that cursing and foaming isn’t constructive. It may not help the situation but I personally find it therapeutic. If that’s not constructive, then what is?

    #1019723

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    You are Mechaven to the Gemara’s Hava Amina.

    #1019724

    streekgeek
    Participant

    Huh? Cryptic post alert!!!! Run for cover!!!!!!

    #1019725

    funnybone
    Participant

    I noticed someone with a bumper sticker, that was the title of this thread. Who was that???? I laughed so hard I almost rear ended you!

    #1019726

    streekgeek:

    If the mechanic fixes the horn the it’s no more a middos workout center. (or as they say in Yiddish no more hat maker) I’m also terrified of the thought of getting into a horn operational vehicle and revenging myself against society at large for all the years of pent up feelings…

    One more note. I’m certainly not one to lecture chas v’sholom, or even to advise. It just appears to me, that even if one finds these forms of “letting off steam” to be therapeutic, in the long run, it is detrimental to character refinement.

    #1019727

    streekgeek
    Participant

    funnybone – Wasn’t me, though I should get a hold of a bumper sticker like that and keep it inside my car so I’ll remember to use my lashon nekiya.

    Little Froggie – So I guess the deal is off, I don’t think I would be able to handle that, but I’ll gladly do the revenging on society for you! Just give me the plate numbers of certain people and I’ll take care of it. And btw I love your way of subtly giving mussar πŸ˜‰ I know I know – I’ll add this on to the long list of things I have to work on before I die.

    #1019728

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Did it have Tennessee plates? It was me.

    #1019729

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Insurance is cheaper in Tennessee?

    #1019730

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    So I figure, if I can just get enough money to have 1001 cities and 1001 boats, they won’t have taynos on me for not learning enough. So I’m working on it.

    But that’s not why I’m behind on daf yomi. No, that’s because you’re all BIG FAT JERKS

    HTH

    #1019731

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    The other way is easier.

    #1019732

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    You mean plastic surgery?

    #1019733

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Heh. Not quite. I mean, it’s easy to be poorer than Hillel. Anyone who is drowning in debt is poorer than Hillel. I noticed that Rashi doesn’t learn that these are real Taanos. He calls it a Pis’chon Peh to have Taanos. In other words, although there was a person who went above and beyond, that doesn’t mean that I am now a Rasha for not completely following. However, it does show that if you really want you can deal with your situation. That’s called a Pis’chon Peh.

    #1019734

    Popa:

    they announced the change in shul after mussaf, but the two real jerks that left early never found out

    #1019735

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    And what’s the excuse this time?

    Just because I was 6 blatt behind I wouldn’t want to know that a tent is not an ????

    #1019736

    It’s one thing not to know that Daf Yomi is skipping a mesechta. Fine. But you didn’t know that a tent isn’t necessarily an ohel? And we’re big fat jerks for not realizing that you’re an am ha’aretz?

    #1019737

    Also, which type of tent are you reffering to?

    #1019738

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Normal regular tent.

    #1019739

    Comparable to which of the gemara’s tents, kvius-wise?

    #1019740

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    A naklitin

    I have a big agnes 1 person ultralight.

    I don’t recall the model number, but it was almost as expensive as my backpack.

    Is it weird if I only spent about 3 times as much on my car as on my backpacking gear?

    #1019741

    naklitin

    Your tent is lower than ten tefachim?

    Is it weird if I only spent about 3 times as much on my car as on my backpacking gear?

    It is weird if you were able to get a decent car in the $2,000 range.

    #1019742

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    i hold like rebbi yehuda

    #1019743

    So I’m a big fat jerk if I don’t?

    (Also, R’ Yehuda holds it’s an ohel, just aray and it’s not mevatel Ohel k’va.)

    #1019744

    πŸ‘‘RebYidd23
    Participant

    You’re a big fat jerk no matter what. Sorry, but I had to say that, it was in my script.

    #1019745

    dveykus613
    Member

    Shvartze Volf, anyone?

    I think I’m crying wolf! πŸ™‚

    #1019747

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Any jerks know what comes after sukka? I finished sukka tonight (despite that I was up to page 42 yesterday during shachris).

    #1019748

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Usually Hoshana Raba then Shmini Atzeres and then Simchas Torah.

    #1019749

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    @ Goq

    Yes, but this year is a leap year.

    #1019750

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Then go take a flying leap you big jerk!

    #1019751

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Probably Bava Basra, in this pattern.

    #1019752

    Any jerks know what comes after sukka?

    This jerk (big, fat, and glorified)

    Poetry

    says Beitzah.

    #1019753

    Popa, what comes after Beitzah?

    #1019754

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Popa’s on vacation now.

    #1019755

    mr.mustard
    Participant

    Blame everyone else – it’s much easier that way.

    #1019756

    Getzel
    Participant

    Rosh hashana

    #1019757

    midwesterner
    Participant

    Popa’s on vacation because he already learned the first 14 blatt in Rosh Hashanah!

    #1019758

    “There’s never a vacation from learning” – every camp learning director.

    Also, he probably needs to catch up on Yoma.

    #1019759

    .????? ?

    ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? ??????? ?? ???? ?????? ???? ???? ??????? ?? ???? ??? ?????? ??????? ?????? ?????

    #1019760

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Actually, a peek at Rashi and Tosafos would show you that they did not have Taanis directly after Rosh Hashana.

    #1019761

    You’re telling me that popa called us all big fat jerks because of a diyuk in Rash”i? He doesn’t even learn Rash”i!

    #1019762

    gatesheadguy
    Member

    All of you Americans are big fat jerks!

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