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  • #596041
    Sacrilege
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    All my friends are married (female ones, and ones I would be comfortable enough to share a room with…) so who’s coming and where are we going?

    Hey, if you can’t go may as well dream about it 🙂

    My Choice: South Africa.

    #755495
    hanib
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    what are you planning on doing in south africa?

    #755496
    BSD
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    Aruba- just lay on a hammock and drink tequila.Ahhhh

    #755497
    TheGoq
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    i vote for venice

    #755498
    always here
    Participant

    kosher cruise anywhere

    #755499
    bpt
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    Africa sounds good. I always wanted to bag Kilimanjaro. Then, on the way back, I’ll swing by Libya to see how things are on the ground.

    Venice? Forget what the tourist photos look like. I know someone who went for real. The canals are open sewage trenches (yuck)

    #755500
    TheGoq
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    in that case bpt my second vote is for your house

    #755501

    If you do end up going to South Africa they have this meat called ‘biltong’. It’s raw, but cured. When you eat it it’s hard as a rock at first but then it gets kind of gummy. It’s so good. Can you pick me up a few lbs. and send it my way?

    Just drop it out of the plane as you fly by. I’ll be waiting.

    #755502
    TheGoq
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    cmon bpt ill make my bed and help in the kitchen whaddya say?

    #755503
    Sacrilege
    Member

    binah

    Krugers State Park, cruise around the Cape, scuba/shark (how awesome?!) diving, Addo Elephant National Park where you get to ride elephants and thats for beginners 😉

    #755504
    s2021
    Member

    Haha sac- maybe at the end there will even be a proposal

    #755505
    pumper
    Member

    Sac-

    maybe you have family members who can accompany you? Not as fun of friends, but still a vacation!

    and btw, out of all places – SOUTH AFRICA?????

    If beach towns aren’t for you, at least go for Switzerland or something

    #755506
    cshapiro
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    my sister and i go on vacation together all the time…because all our friends are either married or too poor to afford a vacation or both!!!

    we’ve gone to atlantic city, chicago, naples (fl), london, paris, zurich, geneva, israel and although it would be more fun to go with a friend…it is what it is right!??!

    i would love love love to go to south africa!!! july after my auditing section of the cpa, ill be in dire need of a good vacation, st lucia sounds tempting too!!

    #755507
    deiyezooger
    Member

    vacation?? i love that word. where is a good place to go without kids??? or ifyou do take them along,where could you hire a nanny, to go along with you and the kids??

    #755508
    zaidy78
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    Try Tripoli. There are great fares now.

    #755509
    LemonySnicket
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    Fiji! As the great Truman Burbank said about Fiji “you can’t get any further away before you start coming back” Ahhhh….

    #755510
    hanib
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    actually, i’ve heard of krugers state park, and that sounds cool – but besides seeing big houses (and each one with a swimming pool), i couldn’t think of much else and thought it might be somewhat dangerous – but, now that you’ve mentioned swimming with sharks, i can understand ;). (now, if you can find a way to go scuba diving with dolphins, count me in 😉

    #755511
    Sacrilege
    Member

    binah

    You can swim with dolphins in Orlando.

    #755512
    dunno
    Member

    I’m in for anywhere. I need a vaca desperately!

    #755513
    yossi z.
    Member

    Lemonysnicket: first off welcome to the cr, I don’t believe I have seen you around before. Second, yes!!! I take it you watched the truman show then? Good morning! and if I don’t see you, a good afternoon, good evening, and good night (something along those lines. I don’t remember exactly as I haven’t seen it in a while)

    I am happy just going/being in israel. To me a vacation is a few days without work or any real responsibilities spent happily spending time with family whom I am very close with. Now ‘family time’ could be a cousin out in nevada just saying I am not against traveling around …

    😀 Zuberman! 😀

    #755514
    LemonySnicket
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    Yossi – Shkoiach 🙂 I have been on here for a few months but rarely commented.

    lol indeed I did get it from The Truman Show. That seret was epic! I always try to imagine what happened after he walked off the set. You know, entering the real world for the first time. Wish they’d come out with The Truman Show 2 or something…

    #755515
    bpt
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    Any time, Goq.

    But if you want to eat like you’re on vacation, be sure to bring your own food. All we have now is 8 varieties of breadcrumbs and 4 shapes of pasta, plus the candy from shlach monos that no one wants to eat.

    Pesach is coming, so we gotta deplete the inventory. First come, first served!

    #755516
    TheGoq
    Participant

    bpt no one depletes inventory like me! ty

    #755517
    ChanieE
    Participant

    No need to go all the way to Africa for some meat … Rockland Kosher (Monsey, NY) sells biltong.

    #755518
    SJSinNYC
    Member

    Sac, my cousin is getting married in South Africa in a few weeks and if I wouldn’t be 8 months pregnant at the time, I would totally use it as an excuse to go!

    Might I recommend Australia? Totally amazing.

    And bpt, Venice is not an open sewer. Its breathtaking and there is a lot of Jewish history there.

    #755519
    Sacrilege
    Member

    oooh yea, Australia is a good one too!

    Who knows rich guys? I need a lifetime travel partner 😉

    #755520
    SJSinNYC
    Member

    No, sorry. But if I find one, I’ll send him your way!

    #755521
    Sacrilege
    Member

    ‘Preciate it!

    #755522
    bpt
    Participant

    “a lot of Jewish history there”

    To be taken in, on a gondola ride?

    Perhaps. But if it Jewish heritage I want, EY is the place to go.

    #755523
    Shrek
    Member

    Miami. but don’t forget the “shvimkleid”.

    #755524
    happiest
    Member

    SJSinNYC- beshaa tova! Hope you’re feeling well!

    #755525
    GumBall
    Member

    Go 2 Florida

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