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  • #600812
    TheGoq
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    What are you doing looking in here? ok quick whats the password?

    Wrong!! just as i thought get out!

    #977463
    ZeesKite
    Participant

    jhfl oerje nvlsks rowpj (10434 – 234843 – 723293)

    UUSPSJDKLS JSLW IOSPD D L S P W : w j s sd t o c s

    <Att Recipient: Delete this super sensitive highly secret, classified coded message upon retrieval>

    <<WARNING!!! Unauthorized reading of this secret message is punishable by…>>

    #977464
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Agent Yjot3445 , info on selected target located in locker #32 at Zurich main bus depot the key is under your desk lamp.

    #977465
    iBump
    Member

    Goq:

    U R BOOORED!!!

    🙂 Bump 🙂

    #977466
    Nechomah
    Participant

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #977467
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Yes bump i am lol

    #977468

    I suspect Zeeskite is a fraud. She made up the code and got lucky.

    #977469
    kingdavid
    Participant

    ?”????? ?????” ????, ?? ??????? ???? ???? ?????? ???? ?? ???? ??? ???? ??????, ??????? ??? ?? ?????? ???????? ???? ?? ??? ????? ???? ?????? ?? ??????, ??? ??????? ??? ???????? ?????. ????? ??? ???, ?? ??? ????? ?????? ???? ??????. ??????? ??? ?????? ?? ???????, ??? ???? ?????? ????? ????? ?? ?????.

    #977470
    skiaddict
    Member

    All of you are frauds… and goq is a SPY!

    #977471
    skiaddict
    Member

    kingdavid – and anyone else who puts hebrew on – please could you translate! Not everyone can translate…!

    #977472
    moi aussi
    Member

    kingdavid, are you going to post mesilas yeshorim on all the troll threads? If you don’t accept that the coffee room attracts leitzim, maybe you’re in the wrong place?

    Unless you tell me that this was your secret password…:-)

    #977473
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Skia they dont call me the man of mystery for nothing!

    #977474
    AinOhdMilvado
    Participant

    Today’s p.w. : The wet bird does not fly at night

    Today’s color : Orange

    #977475
    yitayningwut
    Participant

    kingdavid –

    I think if leitzanus = sense of humour then we are all in big trouble.

    #977476
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Not sure what that was about Yitay but thank you for sticking up for me.

    #977477
    yitayningwut
    Participant

    Lol anytime Goq.

    #977478
    twisted
    Participant

    Agent Felafel here. Send Homous to Agent Gribbenes. He should drop it off at shlishkes past kreplach for Gefilte. Eat this communique when cooked.

    #977479
    minyan gal
    Member

    Twisted – pick up your next assignment from the 3rd felafel vendor on the right hand side of the street closest to the King David Hotel in Jerusalem. You will recognize him by his red Greek fisherman cap with a yellow button on it that says “Shalom, welcome to Israel”. After you buy your second felafel from him, he will know you have come for an assignment. He makes the worst felafel in the country and nobody ever buys a second felafel from him, except for agents. After you receive your assignment check in with Miss Moneypenny (whoops, wrong story), I mean Miss Cohen. She will tell you where to report when you have your mission accomplished.

    #977480
    TheGoq
    Participant

    Thank you for the message twisted lets just be careful it doesnt fall into the hands of those men from c.h.u.l.e.n.t.

    #977481
    metrodriver
    Member

    The Goq; (In your reply to Skia.) Are yu sure it’s spelled with a “T”?! Go figure.

    #977482
    TheGoq
    Participant

    It doesnt matter metro cause now im on the wagon.

    #977483
    metrodriver
    Member

    The Goq; I thought you “Fell off the Wagon”, in terms of the AA (Alcoholics Anonymous)

    #977484
    TheGoq
    Participant

    random bump # 2

    #977485
    ikno
    Member

    all owls to the moon please…. backup is needed in wisdom

    #977486
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    When possible, jump to Conclusions.

    #1749682
    Captain™
    Participant

    Ldiaes and gtmenelen, tihs is yuor cipatan snpekaig.

    Captain™

    #1823280
    Jzq
    Participant

    you are under arrest for collaborating with Russia oh no we already use that how about Ukraine no we used that to oh I got it Poland you’re under arrest for collaborating with Poland

    #1823731
    banjobob
    Participant

    I used to be a secret agent for mossad, but I blew up too many people. what can I say, I love the red button.

    #1823737
    CJF
    Participant

    Guatemala 1986

    #1824281
    banjobob
    Participant

    The only thing that happened in Guatemala in 1986 was a civil war that they were already in the middle of

    #2165621
    n0mesorah
    Participant

    Wasn’t the money for the Contras funneled through Guatemala with some of it being tangled with the military credits that were being spent in Israel?

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