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    Dvash
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    google it! youll laugh and cry at the same time…

    #1034208
    Randomex
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    I think I’d seen the pun/term before (after all, “1977”), but I didn’t expect a…! Or, for that matter, a children’s book.

    I don’t want to ruin the surprise (though I may sort of have already). It’s the first result.

    Anyway, while looking around, I finally found out what the “fountain pens” line from Hanoch Teller’s “Give Peace a Stance” was about. Thanks!

    #1034209
    👑RebYidd23
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    I know what it is and it is a shameful thing to do to a poor old dog.

    #1034210
    richashu
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    A bar mitzvah is a religious ceremony that young jewish men spend years in preparation for…to think that a dog is worthy of such a ceremony is just…insulting

    #1034211
    TheGoq
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    please lets not kibble! err quibble.

    #1034212
    TheGoq
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    It’s a great simcha for his parents they used to be dogless before they went to Bone A Olam.

    #1034213
    TheGoq
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    In ten years may we hear that the bark mitzah bucher has become engaged and we will drink to him and his kollar.

    #1034214
    TheGoq
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    and they should build a bais nemen byisroel and litter-aly have a bunch of children.

    #1034215
    TheGoq
    Participant

    But some will wonder how long the couple went out, as long as it took.

    #1034216
    Randomex
    Member

    Goq, you were on fire! But were those really thought of so far apart

    that you couldn’t edit them into the first post?

    Also, I don’t get the last joke. Can you (or anyone) please explain it?

    Speaking of Googling things – popa bar abba nominations

    Re: my first post (though it may further spoil the surprise…)

    “1977” – I call original research.

    Also, the children’s book is actually one of the references – LOL!

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    The whole thing reminds me of “Mazel tov on your goldfish’s bar mitzvah!”

    Other lines from the same place:

    “Larry! From now on, we’re gonna call you with [sic]

    your Jewish name, Yechiel Michel Shloime Moishe!”

    “Of course we have room for 73 people for Shabbos!

    Are you coming to the Shabbaton? TexasShabbaton.com!”

    Is anyone else familiar with that little production?

    #1034219
    Randomex
    Member

    I finally tried it, and it turned out TexasShabbaton.com is a real website.

    “Bone A Olam”

    Can anyone tell me what landmark I’m thinking of? (Probably not. Ever.)

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