Bark mitzvah
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September 22, 2014 10:08 pm at 10:08 pm #613734DvashParticipant
google it! youll laugh and cry at the same time…
September 23, 2014 12:31 am at 12:31 am #1034208RandomexMemberI think I’d seen the pun/term before (after all, “1977”), but I didn’t expect a…! Or, for that matter, a children’s book.
I don’t want to ruin the surprise (though I may sort of have already). It’s the first result.
Anyway, while looking around, I finally found out what the “fountain pens” line from Hanoch Teller’s “Give Peace a Stance” was about. Thanks!
September 23, 2014 12:39 am at 12:39 am #1034209👑RebYidd23ParticipantI know what it is and it is a shameful thing to do to a poor old dog.
September 23, 2014 1:44 am at 1:44 am #1034210richashuParticipantA bar mitzvah is a religious ceremony that young jewish men spend years in preparation for…to think that a dog is worthy of such a ceremony is just…insulting
September 23, 2014 3:26 am at 3:26 am #1034211TheGoqParticipantplease lets not kibble! err quibble.
September 23, 2014 3:40 am at 3:40 am #1034212TheGoqParticipantIt’s a great simcha for his parents they used to be dogless before they went to Bone A Olam.
September 23, 2014 3:43 am at 3:43 am #1034213TheGoqParticipantIn ten years may we hear that the bark mitzah bucher has become engaged and we will drink to him and his kollar.
September 23, 2014 3:44 am at 3:44 am #1034214TheGoqParticipantand they should build a bais nemen byisroel and litter-aly have a bunch of children.
September 23, 2014 3:45 am at 3:45 am #1034215TheGoqParticipantBut some will wonder how long the couple went out, as long as it took.
September 23, 2014 11:54 am at 11:54 am #1034216RandomexMemberGoq, you were on fire! But were those really thought of so far apart
that you couldn’t edit them into the first post?
Also, I don’t get the last joke. Can you (or anyone) please explain it?
Speaking of Googling things – popa bar abba nominations
Re: my first post (though it may further spoil the surprise…)
“1977” – I call original research.
Also, the children’s book is actually one of the references – LOL!
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The whole thing reminds me of “Mazel tov on your goldfish’s bar mitzvah!”
Other lines from the same place:
“Larry! From now on, we’re gonna call you with [sic]
your Jewish name, Yechiel Michel Shloime Moishe!”
“Of course we have room for 73 people for Shabbos!
Are you coming to the Shabbaton? TexasShabbaton.com!”
Is anyone else familiar with that little production?
October 6, 2014 12:12 pm at 12:12 pm #1034219RandomexMemberI finally tried it, and it turned out TexasShabbaton.com is a real website.
“Bone A Olam”
Can anyone tell me what landmark I’m thinking of? (Probably not. Ever.)
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