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  1. haifagirl
    Chief of Grammar Enforcement Commandos

    Woman Kills Five People For Not Accepting Her Friend Requests On Facebook

    DeQuincy, LA — Lashawndra Harris from DeQuincy, Louisiana was arrested and charged today in connection with five murders. Harris had been dubbed by police as the ‘Facebook Friend Request Killer’ because at the scene of every murder a card was left on the victim’s body that showed the Facebook logo along with the section of the site where you can accept or deny an individual’s friend request.

    Detective Paul Horner with the DeQuincy Police Department explained how Harris was finally apprehended. “She is probably the worst serial killer in the history of serial killers. At every murder scene she would leave a ‘calling card’ on the bodies with scribbled words written on each one such as, EDITED Horner said. “All of the people that were murdered lived in the same apartment building or were people that knew Harris personally. We then found a Facebook account belonging to Ms. Harris. In her ‘about’ section she specifically wrote the words, ‘If you don’t accept my friend request I will kill you’,” Horner continued, “She also said in her profile, ‘If we’re friends on Facebook, we cool. If you don’t want to be friends with me on Facebook, we have a problem’. So yeah, we knew we had the right person.”

    Leron Jenkins who was a neighbor of Harris said he was approached by her just days before the arrest. “I didn’t like her, she was scary. She told me that if I didn’t accept her friend request on Facebook she would literally EDITED. So, long story short, I accepted her friend request.”

    “When we raided her house today we found Ms. Harris at her computer on Facebook sending out more friend requests,” Horner said. “It’s a good thing we caught her before more people could deny her friend request.”

    If anyone has any information about Lashawndra Harris police are urging you to call (785) 273-0325. As always you can remain anonymous.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. Torah613Torah

    Great article, thanks for posting.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. takahmamash
    dagesh on the last syllable

    What's the first thing I did after reading this? Looked up Lashawndra Harris on Facebook.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. daniela

    ROFL did you see the photo in the cow costume? :-D

    PS it's a hoax from a satirical website, known for other hilarious "news stories" (you may remember the one about the man who was exasperated by Farmville requests from his wife, finally couldn't take any more and murdered her, and was acquitted)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. I can only try
    "We all try. You succeed." George HaChasid - Slayer of Trolls.

    This article is not real, but there was a true story about a year ago about a young couple who were murdered by the father of a woman they unfriended.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. squeak
    Makes smalltalk with the two most sandy ectoplasmic beings on Earth (not to mention the Man on the Moon).

    haifagirl is cynical. Ergo haifagirl is popa

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. WIY
    Managed to post for 3 years without getting a subtitle

    Now that Popa is a bas its possible she is haifagirl

    Posted 3 years ago #

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