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    Post all mashups of quotes, 1 liners sayings etc.

    When life gives you lemons, Take em there free



    Hello This name is already taken,

    This topic is fabulous, with many hilarious possibilities! I have to think here a little bit to see if I can come up with a good one…



    A good oldie attributed to Yogi Berra:

    “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

    The Wolf



    “If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life”

    I really love this saying…It helped me a lot I am in college and it helped me pick what I would like to major in so I would only pick a major which the career possibilities would only be something I would enjoy….Social Work was my final choice.



    “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”

    “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”

    “Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”

    “Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”

    “If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”

    “Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”

    (All property of Terry Pratchett. ^_^)


    on the ball

    Veni, Vidi, Visa

    ‘I came, I saw, I went shopping’


    just my hapence

    Inside every fat girl is a thin girl, and lots of chocolate.

    (Also property of TP)



    Another one of my favorites:

    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx

    The Wolf



    “Veni, vermini, vomini.”

    (Also property of TP)


    just my hapence

    The pen is mightier than the sword. If the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

    (who do you think?)


    ☕️coffee addict

    If at first you don’t succeed, cheat


    Great keep em coming


    🍫Syag Lchochma

    “A bird in the hand, spoils the broth”


    Here is another of the When life gives you lemons sort

    When life gives you lemons Eat them


    ☕️coffee addict

    life is like a box of chocolate- sweet at first, afterwards it gives you a stomach ache


    just my hapence

    If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving’s not for you.



    *The world is full of willing people, some are willing to work and some are willing to let them

    *The easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words

    *Some people are no good at counting calories, they have figures to prove it

    i collect quotes these are just a few of my collection (i have way over 1000) thanx to everyone that ever posted any of them!!!!!



    The real nudnik

    These are really good.


    on the ball

    Hey all, this thread is for funny variations of good quotes – not for good quotes themselves



    When life gives you lemons, make sure to ask for some water, sugar, ice and some tall glasses.

    The Wolf


    I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it.


    >if at 1st you don’t succeed, consider making failure your goal.

    >keep your eye on the ball, keep your shoulder to the wheel, keep your ear to the ground, keep your nose to the grindstone, keep your back to the wall. Now try working in that position.


    just my hapence

    Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.


    >A penny saved is a government oversight.

    >If ignorance is bliss why aren’t there more ignorant people in the world


    on the ball

    People living in glass houses should not.

    Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them when you criticise them and you have their shoes.


    No man is an island…but Virginia is a state.


    do not let he who is without sin live in glass house



    Life is tough. Even when sliding down the rainbows you get splinters



    If you eat glatt meat, buy cholov yisrael milk to go with it



    Left to write:

    pPlease explain. I have a great aunt virginia and she would be very insulted. So I will not tell her



    Examine your neighbor’s faults with a mirror, not a telescope…


    just my hapence

    If at first you don’t succeed, try failing.



    Money makes the world go round, and booze increases the speed



    Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight

    When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye

    Don’t be so humble – you are not that great

    That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it



    Don’t count your chickens before your eggs are all in one basket.


    Luna Lovegood

    when life gives you lemons say “hey! free lemons!”


    >if life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eyes

    >Lemons are 10% what happens to you and 90% what you make out of it

    >Do unto others before they do unto you

    >Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them as much

    >Whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. And since not lifting weights doesn’t kill us. Therefore not lifting weights makes us stronger

    >Success is 1% inspiration and 99% luck


    Great job keep em coming


    🍫Syag Lchochma

    You are only young once, but you can be immature forever!


    just my hapence

    My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates, somewhere or other there’s going to be a coconut creme that no-one likes.



    I asked a friend where my chavrusa was. He told me: “He’s in the place where the king himself goes!”


    I take my kids everywhere, but they keep finding their way back.

    A man’s home is his castle – until the queen arrives.


    mrs. Katz

    When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t realise that his first name was Always.


    just my hapence

    The journey of a thousand miles starts with a wrong turn.


    Hard work has never killed anyone yet, but why take the risk.

    I’m on a seafood idet, i see food and i eat it.


    Happiness is theonly thing that doubles whenever you share it.


    ☕️coffee addict

    A Byrd in the hand Is worth $10,000



    Love these! By the way, these sentences are called paraprosdokians.


    nothing tastes as good as skinny cow ice cream

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