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  1. bpt
    never caustic

    That's the sound of the padlock being cut from the Lakewood freezer vault. (Officially cracked open today)

    May the new surge of singles bring renewed vigor to the dating process, to both newcomers and veterans alike.

    Oif Simchas!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  2. more
    Member

    could you explain the Kesher btw the 2??
    thanks

    Posted 3 months ago #
  3. yentingyenta
    Member

    i opened the freezer last night.
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    and had some really yummy ice cream

    ☺ (sorry. couldnt resist)

    Posted 3 months ago #
  4. Syag Lchochma
    Tell it to me, and I will tell you if its Loshon Hara :)

    **self edited for the benefit of klal yisroel.**

    Posted 3 months ago #
  5. WIY
    Member

    Syag
    Wow you live up to your user name!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  6. HaLeiVi
    HaLeiVi is Supposedly not Joseph

    Shouldn't it really be snap?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  7. yummy cupcake
    with sprinkles on top

    its so funny, cuz yesterday someone was talking to me about tu b'shvat, and i said "yeah today is a BIG yom tov for me and my friends" when asked what that meant, i said "well the freezer opens in lkwd, that's a big yom tov!" she laughed :)

    Posted 3 months ago #
  8. WIY
    Member

    Even bigger news is that supposedly the "freezer" is being retired as a step towards solving the shidduch crisis.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  9. pet peeve
    Member

    wiy
    are you serious?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  10. BaalHabooze
    On the rocks

    (man, how I HATE and always HATED those terms 'FREEZER', and 'on the MARKET'. makes you singles sound like 'Shadchan Merchandise' or something.
    I can just picture like all those shaddchanim standing around greedily thinking, "Okaaaaay, new s'choireh...hehehehe!!"(*rubs hands together in delight*) "so now that all you peices of frozen MEAT are thawing out, you are now officially on the MARKET! Now let me just put a PRICE on each of you! hehehehe...."
    Wow, you sound like a very attractive bunch of potential datees!

    In all seriousness, - may the RBSH"O pair 'em all up, and put an end -officially- to the shidduch crisis in Klal Yisroel and we should BE"H only hear simchas, and may all the 'dates/b'shows' go smoothly and easily, and everyone should find their true basherts b'korov!

    L'chaim yidden L'chaim!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  11. A Heimishe Mom
    Member

    I don't think it should. I think it should be instituted in more yeshivos!

    And I heard that someone was suggesting that the boys shouldn't be allowed into Lakewood older than 22 so that they start dating youger to close the age gap. That is definitely more stupid than doing away with the freezer! (I believ that girls should be encouraged to start dating later, not that the boys should start earlier.)

    Posted 3 months ago #
  12. bpt
    never caustic

    " the "freezer" is being retired "

    That's not what I heard. The buzz in my circle is, if you are willing to date someone within 2 years of your age, you are exempt from the freezer

    Posted 3 months ago #
  13. bpt
    never caustic

    " Shouldn't it really be snap? "

    No, that's the sound the lock makes when it closes :)

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    " really yummy ice cream "

    Thank you for reminding me; I meant to post this as a "l'toivas ha'klal" bulletin:(if you eat OU, pareve, that is)

    Attention ice cream lovers! You owe it to yourselves to try Trader Joe's Soy ice cream (we had the cherry choc. chip)

    Very good. VERY good.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  14. WIY
    Member

    EPet peeve
    Yes that's what I heard from some reliable sources.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  15. OneOfMany
    Today, Nymphadora is sporting One Of her Many noses ^_^

    SOY ice cream? What does that even mean?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  16. yungerman1
    Member

    WIY- Cant see how 3 months can make a significant dent in the shidduch crisis.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  17. bpt
    never caustic

    "SOY ice cream?"

    Its made from Soy milk. Trust me. Its worth the trip. And while you're there, pick up a bag of the Trader Joes Vegetable chips. As good as Terra Chips, and much cheaper.

    But the Soy Cream is the goal. I kid you not.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  18. OneOfMany
    Today, Nymphadora is sporting One Of her Many noses ^_^

    Affordable Terra Chips? NOW we're talking. :)

    Posted 3 months ago #
  19. bpt
    never caustic

    Affordable, as in under $4.00 a bag ($3.29, if I remeber corerectly).

    Plus, you get the purchase in a paper bag (when was the last time you saw that?) that tells the world the lenght you'll go to for great food.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  20. WIY
    Member

    The price of junk food is so expensive these days. A bag of chips $4 in from cream $5.50 a pint when not on sale. It's ridiculous how much we pay to keep up our nosh habits lol.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  21. Mayan_Dvash
    Member

    AAARRRGGGHH!! the market is flooded with clueless riffraff!
    ;

    Posted 3 months ago #
  22. bpt
    never caustic

    " our nosh habits "

    Terra chips (or in this case, the off brand) and good soy ice cream is NOT "nosh".

    Its as important to your well being as oxygen. Or gummy bears.

    Man, WIY, you need to chill and flex more often!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  23. The Best Bubby
    Member

    You are right, BPT! Phenominal cherry chocolate chip soy ice cream from Trader Joe's! As well as their real chocolate chips for baking. Had them when we were by the children for Yom Tov. Anything they make rocks!

    Great to see that you are "back in service" more often.

    May everyone who needs zivugim hagunim be blessed with them speedily and to be zocher to build a bayit neeman b'yisrael be karov!! Amen!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  24. OneOfMany
    Today, Nymphadora is sporting One Of her Many noses ^_^

    They sell Terra Chips at Amazing Savings (of all places, right?) for $1.29 a bag.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  25. realtalk
    Member

    doesnt everybody know what the dates on tu bshvat signify?
    the more you eat the more you get.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  26. yitayningwut
    Bruno Michel Iksil

    (I believ that girls should be encouraged to start dating later, not that the boys should start earlier.)

    +1

    Posted 3 months ago #
  27. bpt
    never caustic

    " Terra Chips at Amazing Savings ..for $1.29 "

    The family size bags? Or the single serving ones?

    The TJ bag I'm talking about is the big one (where your arm can fit in to reach the bottom)

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    "the more you eat the more you get." = Good one!

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    " Anything they make rocks! "

    Rocks? Wow, that some Bubby!

    Posted 3 months ago #
  28. OneOfMany
    Today, Nymphadora is sporting One Of her Many noses ^_^

    The big ones. The catch is they only come in weird flavors.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  29. bpt
    never caustic

    " weird flavors. "

    No such thing. In fact, that's what makes Terra Chips so special If I wanted taco or BBQ, I'd reach for one of the runner-ups.

    But do tell, is it the Amazing Savings on Ave M or the one on McDonald?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  30. OneOfMany
    Today, Nymphadora is sporting One Of her Many noses ^_^

    Well, you must have never tried the one I had this Shabbos. Something Mexican. Forgot what it's called.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  31. OneOfMany
    Today, Nymphadora is sporting One Of her Many noses ^_^

    It's the one on Ave. M (missed that before). All the way to the far right of the registers.

    Posted 3 months ago #

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