Who Wants to Marry a Tzadeikes Like Esther?

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    popa_bar_abba
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    I know how. You gather together all the young women in the land, and choose the most beautiful one.

    That is what I am planning to do, and if anyone thinks they are a beautiful tzadeikes like Esther, they can apply to get in line.

    Please note: Since I am not a rasha like achashveirosh, I will not be supplying any jewelry. If you are indeed my Esther, this will not bother you.

    #1141345

    moi aussi
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    And when you find your tzadeikes, what is she meant to do whilst you’re spending all your days and nights in the coffee room?

    #1141346

    Mammele
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    The coffee room is kind of slow anyway…

    In any case she better have her own busy life for she’ll only be summoned by his majesty once in a blue moon.

    #1141347

    WIY
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    popa_bar_abba

    The cost of the perfumes and cosmetics is enough to make a small country broke.

    #1141348

    moi aussi
    Member

    The title of this topic is confusing. You ask who wants to marry a tzadeikes like Esther, making it sound as if you’re OFFERING a tzadeikes Esther, but when we read further you say that you are LOOKING for a Esther, so the title of this thread should have been: “Which tzadeikes Esther wants to marry Popa?”

    #1141349

    Torah613Torah
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    Achashverosh got a demon to be with him instead of his beautiful 70 year old wife with green skin, do you want that too?

    I have heard about a great learning boy lalalala in very yeshivish circles who wants to date Miss America. If it’s ever redt to me, we’re going to send a picture of Miss America (tziusified) and if he says no, 1. that was Miss America 2. if you said no because that was Miss America, how do you know what Miss America looks like? And which year?

    #1141350

    popa_bar_abba
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    Context: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/who-wants-to-be-a-tzadaikes-like-rus

    (Sorry Health, I thought of this and needed to post it)

    #1141351

    OneOfMany
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    nice (even though it’s not M”S)

    9/10 ^_^

    #1141352

    yaakov doe
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    Very misleading title. What frum man wouldn’t want to marry a beautiful tzadekes like Esther?

    #1141353

    ThePurpleOne
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    torah-

    ur kidding rite? abt the top yeshiva guy wanting to date miss america? cuz i sure hope so..

    #1141354

    WIY
    Member

    Torah

    Very sad if this is the hassaga of a top learner. He obviously has his priorities mixed up and the learning is very shallow and didn’t impact him one bit. Stay away from these types you will never be good enough.

    #1141355

    popa_bar_abba
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    Why shouldn’t a top guy want to date Miss America? What did she do wrong? (besides that she isn’t frum)

    Just bec she is pretty? Sara was pretty, rachel was pretty, esther was pretty.

    #1141356

    yehudayona
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    Miss America not only isn’t frum, she isn’t Jewish. Except for Bess Myerson, who’s 88 years old.

    #1141357

    Health
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    PBA -“Context: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/who-wants-to-be-a-tzadaikes-like-rus/page/3

    Which post on that page where you refering to or just the topic in general?

    #1141358

    popa_bar_abba
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    The topic in general. I forgot I was linking to a page.

    #1141359

    WIY
    Member

    Popa

    Have you dated any green faced beauties yet ?

    #1141361

    Torah613Torah
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    Lol, he isn’t my type anyway, that’s why I’d davka send that picture.

    Saying that you want to marry a beautiful person makes sense. Saying you want to marry Miss America is dumb, a lot of them are not even that pretty if they were dressed tzniusly.

    So wanting to marry a Tzadeikes like Esther makes sense, but wanting to marry the most beautiful girl in the kingdom will end up ruining all your plans.

    And thanks for linking that thread PBA, it was creepy but a good reminder.

    #1141362

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Have you dated any green faced beauties yet ?

    Nope, but I’ll get one eventually I imagine. I’m up to number 586 or so.

    #1141363

    golfer
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    So I’m sitting here waiting for AZ to post, (Haven’t heard from you in a while, Mr AZ) with an indignant reply to yehuday, who seems to imply that there’s something wrong with dating Bess Myerson just because she’s 88!

    #1141364

    Is she related to the brisker Rabbi myerson? Then there would be beauty and yichus too!!!

    #1141365

    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Please note: Since I am not a rasha like achashveirosh, I will not be supplying any jewelry.

    For some reason, I find it unlikely that you don’t buy jewelry for your wife.

    #1141366

    pcoz
    Member

    Achashveirosh

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