Who Wants to Marry a Tzadeikes Like Esther?
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February 19, 2013 10:44 pm at 10:44 pm #608282
I know how. You gather together all the young women in the land, and choose the most beautiful one.
That is what I am planning to do, and if anyone thinks they are a beautiful tzadeikes like Esther, they can apply to get in line.
Please note: Since I am not a rasha like achashveirosh, I will not be supplying any jewelry. If you are indeed my Esther, this will not bother you.February 19, 2013 11:35 pm at 11:35 pm #1141345moi aussiMember
And when you find your tzadeikes, what is she meant to do whilst you’re spending all your days and nights in the coffee room?February 19, 2013 11:46 pm at 11:46 pm #1141346MammeleParticipant
The coffee room is kind of slow anyway…
In any case she better have her own busy life for she’ll only be summoned by his majesty once in a blue moon.February 19, 2013 11:49 pm at 11:49 pm #1141347
The cost of the perfumes and cosmetics is enough to make a small country broke.February 20, 2013 12:14 am at 12:14 am #1141348moi aussiMember
The title of this topic is confusing. You ask who wants to marry a tzadeikes like Esther, making it sound as if you’re OFFERING a tzadeikes Esther, but when we read further you say that you are LOOKING for a Esther, so the title of this thread should have been: “Which tzadeikes Esther wants to marry Popa?”February 20, 2013 12:16 am at 12:16 am #1141349Torah613TorahParticipant
Achashverosh got a demon to be with him instead of his beautiful 70 year old wife with green skin, do you want that too?
I have heard about a great learning boy lalalala in very yeshivish circles who wants to date Miss America. If it’s ever redt to me, we’re going to send a picture of Miss America (tziusified) and if he says no, 1. that was Miss America 2. if you said no because that was Miss America, how do you know what Miss America looks like? And which year?February 20, 2013 12:30 am at 12:30 am #1141350
(Sorry Health, I thought of this and needed to post it)February 20, 2013 2:22 am at 2:22 am #1141351OneOfManyParticipant
nice (even though it’s not M”S)
9/10 ^_^February 20, 2013 2:47 am at 2:47 am #1141352yaakov doeParticipant
Very misleading title. What frum man wouldn’t want to marry a beautiful tzadekes like Esther?February 20, 2013 3:01 am at 3:01 am #1141353ThePurpleOneMember
ur kidding rite? abt the top yeshiva guy wanting to date miss america? cuz i sure hope so..February 20, 2013 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1141354
Very sad if this is the hassaga of a top learner. He obviously has his priorities mixed up and the learning is very shallow and didn’t impact him one bit. Stay away from these types you will never be good enough.February 20, 2013 3:47 am at 3:47 am #1141355
Why shouldn’t a top guy want to date Miss America? What did she do wrong? (besides that she isn’t frum)
Just bec she is pretty? Sara was pretty, rachel was pretty, esther was pretty.February 20, 2013 6:30 am at 6:30 am #1141356yehudayonaParticipant
Miss America not only isn’t frum, she isn’t Jewish. Except for Bess Myerson, who’s 88 years old.February 20, 2013 7:41 am at 7:41 am #1141357HealthParticipant
PBA -“Context: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/who-wants-to-be-a-tzadaikes-like-rus/page/3”
Which post on that page where you refering to or just the topic in general?February 20, 2013 2:17 pm at 2:17 pm #1141358
The topic in general. I forgot I was linking to a page.February 20, 2013 2:53 pm at 2:53 pm #1141359
Have you dated any green faced beauties yet ?February 20, 2013 7:35 pm at 7:35 pm #1141361Torah613TorahParticipant
Lol, he isn’t my type anyway, that’s why I’d davka send that picture.
Saying that you want to marry a beautiful person makes sense. Saying you want to marry Miss America is dumb, a lot of them are not even that pretty if they were dressed tzniusly.
So wanting to marry a Tzadeikes like Esther makes sense, but wanting to marry the most beautiful girl in the kingdom will end up ruining all your plans.
And thanks for linking that thread PBA, it was creepy but a good reminder.February 20, 2013 7:37 pm at 7:37 pm #1141362
Have you dated any green faced beauties yet ?
Nope, but I’ll get one eventually I imagine. I’m up to number 586 or so.February 20, 2013 10:34 pm at 10:34 pm #1141363golferParticipant
So I’m sitting here waiting for AZ to post, (Haven’t heard from you in a while, Mr AZ) with an indignant reply to yehuday, who seems to imply that there’s something wrong with dating Bess Myerson just because she’s 88!February 20, 2013 11:30 pm at 11:30 pm #1141364Shoe store assistantMember
Is she related to the brisker Rabbi myerson? Then there would be beauty and yichus too!!!March 8, 2016 3:09 pm at 3:09 pm #1141365☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant
Please note: Since I am not a rasha like achashveirosh, I will not be supplying any jewelry.
For some reason, I find it unlikely that you don’t buy jewelry for your wife.March 9, 2016 12:20 am at 12:20 am #1141366pcozMember
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