A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz
Auditorium.
He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics.
He inquired of the tour guide, “Is this magnificent auditorium named
after Chaim Moscovitz, the famous Talmudic scholar?”
“No,” replied the guide. “It is named after Sam Moscovitz, the writer.
Never heard of him. What did he write?”
“A check”, replied the guide.