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A man goes to the Ruv in his town and askes the Ruv for help with his problem. He says he has a problem with guaiva (he is a baal guaiva). The Ruv says right now is the hour I answer the publics shailes as soon as I finish with the shailes I will help you. The Ruv sits the man next to him and calls in his first shaile the man goes into a complex shaile in kashrus. The Ruv turns to the baal guaiva and says to him “so how would you answer this shaile?” The baal guaiva turns to the Ruv and says I have no idea I don’t know how to learn. The Ruv turns to the man asking the shaile and answers him. The next man comes in and askes the Ruv a shaile in business how to invest some money. The Ruv turns to the baal guaiva and says to him “so how would you answer this shaile?” The baal guaiva turns to the Ruv and says I have no idea I don’t know much about business. The Ruv turns to the man asking the shaile and answers him. As soon as the room is empty the Ruv turns to the baal guaiva and yells at him you can’t learn and you don’t know any thing about business and you have the chutzpah to be a baal guaiva? What do you have that you are a baal guaive about?