All right, here are some funny corona quotes:
“Day 9 of social distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web designer.”
“Medical advice: One should always wear a face mask while at home, especially when alone. This may or may not prevent Corona, but will surely prevent overeating.”
“My children wanted to go out and play on the porch, but I told them not today; we’re saving that for the Chol Hamoed trip.”
Keep the humor coming!