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Is it okay for people to exchange jokes about the coronavirus when so many people have suffered from it?
On one hand it can enlighten the atmosphere and soften everyone’s fears when hearing jokes about coronavirus. On the other hand then people who suffered from cronavirus might not like it for obvious reasons.Despite the bad news, it is important to keep happy, so whatever works. At this time, we should make sure that all jokes are clean and don’t take away from our need to become better people in this special month of Nissan.
All right, here are some funny corona quotes:
“Day 9 of social distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web designer.”“Medical advice: One should always wear a face mask while at home, especially when alone. This may or may not prevent Corona, but will surely prevent overeating.”
“My children wanted to go out and play on the porch, but I told them not today; we’re saving that for the Chol Hamoed trip.”
Keep the humor coming!
In the meantime, these two [others came by the marketplace]. [Elijah] came [again and] said to [R’ Beroka]: These, too, are destined for the World to Come. [R’ Beroka] went up to them, [and] said to them: ‘What do you do?’ They said to him: ‘We are comedians, [and] we go to cheer up those who are depressed. Additionally, whenever we see two people involved in a quarrel, we strive hard to make peace between them.’
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כל הרודף אחר הכבוד הכבוד בורח ממנו and כל הבורח מן הכבוד הכבוד רודף אחריו over here is the opposite כל הרודף אחר הכביד הכביד רודף אחריו and כל הבורח מן הכביד הכביד בורח ממנו.
Yid: Oh my those were too funny … especially the one about Milchemes gog umagog! Please do post more!
More humor…
Notice from Phychiactric Assosiarion: During quarantine, it is considered normal to talk to your walls, pots and plants. Please contact us only if they reply!
New Chol Hamoed Travel Guide for Pesach 2020: Sunday: Trampoline Park aka the bedroom. Monday: Water fun place aka the bathroom shower. Tuesday: Diggerland aka the backyard. Enjoy!It’s not that Quarantine is boring. But it is interesting how one bag of rice has 7,849 grains of rice while another has 7, 887.
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6. My son didn’t like supper today, made like the spoon is a airplane – y’ know, WIEEEEUW… when it arrived next to his mouth he told me in a sincere voice. Very sorry but all airports are closed these days so mine too!
I would have put the food in quarantine for two weeks too 😜
Homeowner: (dials 911): Police, police, help! There are two armed men robbing my house!
Police: Unfortunately, we are understaffed at the moment; there’s nothing we can do about it.
Homeowner: They are standing fewer than six feet apart from each other…
Police: Hold it, we’ll be there right away!corona is a crown. keser, which is humility. When someone has a swelled head, the crown will not fit. Maybe it comes because of haughtiness.
Breaking News: Man kills wife after 3 weeks of quarantine. Police detectives investigating why he waited so long.
Did you hear about the latest Coronavirus video? I heard it went viral.
I could tell you a really funny Coronavirus joke, but you probably won’t get it.
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How many doctors does it take to treat a coronavirus patient? (Make up your own answer.)
Lock down MAY END by MAY END or MAY not END by MAY END as it MAY extend. But MAY will END by MAY END even if lock down does not END.
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