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    Zaphod Beeblebrox
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    My off the derech, Trump supporting, ankle sock wearing kid is trolling the coffee room while in shidduchim! He also goes to hafganos and doesn’t use proper punctuation!!

    There. That ought to cover just about everything.

    #2151265
    yungermanS
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    Then seek serious help from a real professional psychologist and not from the coffee room.

    And also turn directly to Hashem for help from your heart with wholehearted tefillos

    #2151249
    amiricanyeshivish
    Participant

    You forgot that he speaks Ivrit and learns too much chasidus

    #2151312
    ☕️coffee addict
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    Zephod,

    That’s your son? I can’t believe it, I’m sorry you’re in aveilus because of me next time they should introduce themselves and I would give them a life sentence instead of vanquishing them

    #2151302
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
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    My bad, you’re right. Also he’s a big supporter of YU. I don’t know what I’m going to do about him.

    #2151297
    maskildoresh
    Participant

    Pan galactic gargle blasters!

    #2151366
    ymribiat
    Participant

    DONT PANIC!

    #2151428
    ujm
    Participant

    Send him to DailyKos, where Dr. Charlie Hall will fix him good.

    #2151427
    pekak
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    Just what we needed. The troll is home for the first off-Shabbos of the zman.

    #2152360
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
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    @coffeeaddict

    YOUR’E the one who killed him?!! When you said you vanquished a troll I thought you meant common saychel

    #2152362
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    Yes, @ymribiat, pan-galactic gargle blasters have been most instrumental in helping me get through this difficult time. Your knowledge of my culture makes me feel less alone, and for that, Zaphod thanks you.

    #2152409
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Yes zephod,

    I see he didn’t have a proper upbringing at home he was able to change his screen name to commonsaychel in order to deceive people

    I guess it was because of all your intergalactic travels that you weren’t home so much

    #2152494
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    @coffeeaddict
    If my son was common saychel I would have been in aveilus a long time ago.

    #2154280
    Lakewoodscoop
    Participant

    @coffeaddict

    Do you work for the coffee room and that’s why your name is coffeaddict?

    #2154308
    n0mesorah
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    He was trolling the coffee room for good reason. He was manipulating the poll so you would let him date already.

    #2154312
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Lakewoodscoop,

    That’s like asking an alcoholic if he works for the bar he’s in

    #2154401

    > like asking an alcoholic if he works for the bar he’s in

    I was recently “served” by a coffee shop worker who woke up, asking me to repeat the order, and then yawned while making coffee. I suggested that he might need the coffee himself (themselves?!). He replied that he does not drink coffee…

    #2154425
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Aaq,

    Yes there are crazy people who don’t drink coffee, such unfortunates….

    One day they should hopefully not only wake up and smell the coffee, but even drink it

    #2154469
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    Amen. May that time come speedily in our days.

    #2155329
    huju
    Participant

    To the OP: If you are referring to the Beatles movie, I think it is still pretty good.

    #2155397
    Avimi
    Participant

    Is coffee addict zephods son?

    #2155400
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Avimi,

    Lol

    #2155415
    Paw patrol 123
    Participant

    Nephew

    #2155457
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Zephods my long lost uncle? Now if he can just put me in his will…..

    #2155912
    Zaphod Beeblebrox
    Participant

    After the way you spoke to your aunt Brenda last week? Not a chance.

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