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December 24, 2022 7:59 pm at 7:59 pm #2151157
My off the derech, Trump supporting, ankle sock wearing kid is trolling the coffee room while in shidduchim! He also goes to hafganos and doesn’t use proper punctuation!!
There. That ought to cover just about everything.December 25, 2022 3:42 am at 3:42 am #2151265yungermanSParticipant
Then seek serious help from a real professional psychologist and not from the coffee room.
And also turn directly to Hashem for help from your heart with wholehearted tefillosDecember 25, 2022 4:11 am at 4:11 am #2151249amiricanyeshivishParticipant
You forgot that he speaks Ivrit and learns too much chasidusDecember 25, 2022 10:37 am at 10:37 am #2151312
That’s your son? I can’t believe it, I’m sorry you’re in aveilus because of me next time they should introduce themselves and I would give them a life sentence instead of vanquishing themDecember 25, 2022 10:37 am at 10:37 am #2151302
My bad, you’re right. Also he’s a big supporter of YU. I don’t know what I’m going to do about him.December 25, 2022 10:37 am at 10:37 am #2151297maskildoreshParticipant
Pan galactic gargle blasters!December 25, 2022 4:37 pm at 4:37 pm #2151366ymribiatParticipant
DONT PANIC!December 26, 2022 1:50 am at 1:50 am #2151428ujmParticipant
Send him to DailyKos, where Dr. Charlie Hall will fix him good.December 26, 2022 1:50 am at 1:50 am #2151427PekakParticipant
Just what we needed. The troll is home for the first off-Shabbos of the zman.December 29, 2022 4:35 pm at 4:35 pm #2152360
YOUR’E the one who killed him?!! When you said you vanquished a troll I thought you meant common saychelDecember 29, 2022 4:35 pm at 4:35 pm #2152362
Yes, @ymribiat, pan-galactic gargle blasters have been most instrumental in helping me get through this difficult time. Your knowledge of my culture makes me feel less alone, and for that, Zaphod thanks you.December 29, 2022 7:20 pm at 7:20 pm #2152409
I see he didn’t have a proper upbringing at home he was able to change his screen name to commonsaychel in order to deceive people
I guess it was because of all your intergalactic travels that you weren’t home so muchDecember 30, 2022 3:04 am at 3:04 am #2152494
If my son was common saychel I would have been in aveilus a long time ago.January 5, 2023 1:50 pm at 1:50 pm #2154280LakewoodscoopParticipant
Do you work for the coffee room and that’s why your name is coffeaddict?January 5, 2023 3:14 pm at 3:14 pm #2154308n0mesorahParticipant
He was trolling the coffee room for good reason. He was manipulating the poll so you would let him date already.January 5, 2023 3:14 pm at 3:14 pm #2154312
That’s like asking an alcoholic if he works for the bar he’s inJanuary 5, 2023 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #2154401Always_Ask_QuestionsParticipant
> like asking an alcoholic if he works for the bar he’s in
I was recently “served” by a coffee shop worker who woke up, asking me to repeat the order, and then yawned while making coffee. I suggested that he might need the coffee himself (themselves?!). He replied that he does not drink coffee…January 5, 2023 9:21 pm at 9:21 pm #2154425
Yes there are crazy people who don’t drink coffee, such unfortunates….
One day they should hopefully not only wake up and smell the coffee, but even drink itJanuary 6, 2023 8:14 am at 8:14 am #2154469
Amen. May that time come speedily in our days.January 10, 2023 1:31 pm at 1:31 pm #2155329hujuParticipant
To the OP: If you are referring to the Beatles movie, I think it is still pretty good.January 10, 2023 3:52 pm at 3:52 pm #2155397AvimiParticipant
Is coffee addict zephods son?January 10, 2023 9:37 pm at 9:37 pm #2155400
LolJanuary 10, 2023 9:38 pm at 9:38 pm #2155415Paw patrol 123Participant
NephewJanuary 11, 2023 12:07 am at 12:07 am #2155457
Zephods my long lost uncle? Now if he can just put me in his will…..January 12, 2023 2:07 pm at 2:07 pm #2155912
After the way you spoke to your aunt Brenda last week? Not a chance.
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