Frankly, there is a problem with this story. It may be a troll seeing how we respond, or OP may need some help with mental or social issues.
Can someone check this out? If he needs help of any sort, there are those who can give him help. If he is trolling, I have no words for him except those I cannot post here.
Zdad and Schmendrick are responding as usual. One clearly is on the fringes of the dalet amois of Torah, and the other one is a joker looking for attention.