I could probably make a similarly unfunny joke with any object.
A boy in shidduchim is like a hot pepper. First he’s washed off, then he’s chewed up, then he’s spit out!
A boy in shidduchim is like a mailbox. First he’s stuck in the ground, then he’s stuffed with papers and resumes, then he’s emptied out!
A boy in shidduchim is like a dog. First he’s cute, then he barks at everyone, then he’s put down!
I could do this all day.