squeak is average height, skinny, clean-shaven with glasses. He is always well dressed in a suit and tie (even while skydiving).
You are correct on every count. I am a giant among the pygmies, a dwarf by NBA standards, and indeed of average height when they mingle. I am skinny when I am found at overeaters anonymous meetings, clean shaven from a bird’s eye view, and always with glasses when pouring my favorite scotch (since I never drink alone).
I wear a suit to bed, and even when I shower. But you forgot to mention my bow tie, and my Ferragamo cane.
I picture 42 this ageless dude who walks around in a bathrobe with a towel slung over his shoulder, saying my mysterious and cool things like, “My name is of no importance.”
Wrong guy. 42 is more often heard screaming things like, “resistance is useless!” or reading horrible poetry. His vehicle is yellow, and he never picks up hitchhikers.