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  • #594085
    smartcookie
    Member

    When I speak to someone who isn’t face to face with me, I usually envision the person in my mind.

    After “getting to know” so many people here, is there anyone specific that you can place his/her looks in your mind?

    Do you think he/she is tall/short?

    Fat/skinny?

    Dark/light?

    Sweet smile?

    Strict eyes?

    Stylish clothing?

    Neat/messy?

    Etc…etc…

    #1003780
    TheGoq
    Participant

    i picture bp totty as being average height with a short graying beard and a warm smile

    i picture eclipse as being average height/weight with wise eyes and uncomplicated hair

    i picture popa as being tall and hairy and wearing sunglasses

    i picture cshapiro as being slightly short a very bright smile and dressed to the nines

    i picture sacrilege as being slightly tall and has glasses/contacts and a sweet smile

    i dont know why i picture them this way and i pray i did not offend any of them and think only the best of my cr comrades

    #1003781
    oomis
    Participant

    Yes, but I would not DARE to post my description, because I am notoriously bad at this type of thing. Not one blind date that I had EVER even remotely resembled my image (and the image was not necessarily of someone tall, dark, and handsome, either). I always thought I could tell from someone’s voice what he or she probably looked like, and I was wrong 9/10 times. I am talking about such details as tall/short, dark or fair-haired. I cold however, tell one thing, and that is whether or not the person was a genuine smiler. You can “hear” a real smile over the phone, if you are really listening.

    #1003782
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Popa is 6’3″, 180 pounds of muscle, perfect nordic looks, a beard and peyos to his knees, with all the right clothes, and a perpetual frown which his friends know is really a smile.

    #1003784
    LAer
    Member

    smartcookie, let’s see. You’re of average (or possibly below) height, slim, dark hair, light complexion, put together. Oomis, for a while I thought I knew who you were but I turned out to be wrong. I see you as being a bit taller than average, average weight, dirty blonde & a nice, genuine smile. TheGoq, do you wear glasses?

    I’m usually pretty good at these things, but sometimes I’m TOTALLY off… so how’d I do?

    #1003785
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    nope,

    I don’t care if the poster is some deranged being, doesn’t matter to me so i dont bother thinking about it

    #1003786
    mewho
    Participant

    no one pictured me.

    🙁

    #1003787
    TheGoq
    Participant

    yes i wear glasses

    #1003788
    Sacrilege
    Member

    TheGoq

    Heh, not bad.

    #1003789
    smartcookie
    Member

    Popa, I picture you as a very obese man and I don’t know why.(No offense please- I have no idea who you are.)

    And Oomis- I picture you as my tall, skinny, curly sheitel neighbor, but I don’t think she’s you.

    Aries- I have no idea why, but in my mind you’re a tiny woman!!!

    #1003790
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Popa, I picture you as a very obese man and I don’t know why

    I’m guessing it has to do with BK 10b.

    #1003791
    cutie pie
    Member

    Hey!!! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?! 🙂

    #1003792
    LAer
    Member

    Score one for me!

    mewho, I don’t think you’ve been around long enough for anyone to come up with an accurate description.

    #1003793
    LemonySnicket
    Participant

    The Wolf wear glasses half way down his nose in the classic professor style with a green tweed jacket and possibly with leather patches. Also his clothes smell like a tobacco pipe (in a good way) even though he probably doesn’t smoke, and he has a receding hairline in a style that only the wisest of men seem to feature.

    The Snicket 🙂

    #1003794
    bpt
    Participant

    This is a bit of a challenge, becuase each of us have at different times, shown a different part of our personality, so putting together a picture is impossible.

    Uusually, you see the person first, and then try “match” the personality traits as you discover them.

    Still, if I had to pick,

    Oomis = (becuase I know she’s a babby, and becuase she knows who Lois Lane is) brings to mind my mother. From the opinions and values, I’m inclined to say they even dress the same

    Sac = because of her moxie, brings to mind one of my sisters. No linking of appearances though. My sis is Modern Flatbush thru and thru

    #1003795
    Sacrilege
    Member

    I imagine BP Totty – Tall, average weight with a trim beard, full head of hair beginning to grey. Good looking in the 40-year-old-man-w-a-trim-beard sorta way.

    #1003796
    LemonySnicket
    Participant

    Charlie Hall sports a short, trimmed beard with glasses and a Kippa Sruga and likes to wear bow ties.

    Sacrilege has dark hair and likes to roll her eyes for sport.

    BT Totty looks like any typical 30ish BP Totty except he lacks the infamous Chassidish/Heimish accent (although a real pro can still detect it)

    Eclipse looks like my mother.

    Oomis is a short, plump woman who slightly resembles Mrs. Weasley (from Harry Potter) and bakes delicious pastries (especially pies)

    (Please note that these descriptions are solely based on a figment of the authors imagination and in no certain way represent any actual likeness to the above persons)

    #1003797
    LAer
    Member

    BPTotty, you have a trim, slightly salt-and-pepper beard, glasses, slightly above-average height, average weight to slim. Blue eyes?

    #1003798
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    popa: A rather spherical gentleman with a reckl and vest. Long grey beard and perpetual half-smile as if he’s mildly amused by everyone around him.

    #1003799
    adorable
    Participant

    cutie pie- i take is as a commpliment that you thought my name was so “cute” that you also chose it! But I think people are going to mix us up and I don’t want them to!

    I know I was not around so long (I was though under a different name…..MOD 80- please don’t spill the beans!) but can anyone figure me out!

    #1003800
    smartcookie
    Member

    LAer- not bad, but youre somewhat off. I won’t say which parts are incorrect since I’m trying to protect my privacy here!!!

    #1003801
    Sacrilege
    Member

    LemonySnicket

    *eye roll* 😉

    #1003802
    mewho
    Participant

    lemony, i love your disclaimer

    #1003803
    cutie pie
    Member

    hey cutiepie! I was around for a long time and I chose the name first!! Copy cat!! lol! Just kiddin’! But, it’s not my fault that you chose to have the same name as me! 🙂

    #1003804
    smartcookie
    Member

    BPTotty- you probably always wear glasses that are very in style, even though you look bad in them?

    Beard and short jacket-suit.

    #1003805
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    Can anyone figure me out?

    #1003806
    MDG
    Participant

    Would anyone care to actually describe themselves? – At least vaguely?

    #1003807
    Jack Daniels
    Member

    what about me?

    #1003808
    crdle
    Member

    charliehall- is definitely a westchester/bronx type of guy, or one of those areas.

    BPtatty- for some reason I see him a lil with a beer belly, short beard, huge hands!

    Sacrilege- your a little hard to read, average hight, thin, dressed nicely with a manicure, loud and possibly a big shot at ur office, i mean u pull some of the rops there.

    Oomis- mid 40’s- 50’s , regular type mom, clothes range in style from latest to 90’s . house is a lil messy cuz u focus on other important things, nice and likes to have guests on shabbos!

    Itche srulik- definitely a tuna beigel! lol or u used to be chasidish at one point in your life

    LA’er- obviously outta town, living the life, and look down at new yorkers! cuz u think la rocks! lol

    #1003809

    whaaaaa????

    #1003810
    LAer
    Member

    crdle, you got that right! Proud to be an out-of-towner, even though I haven’t lived in LA for a while now, unfortunately… So what’s “the” life that I’m living?!

    Oh, and I don’t look down at ALL New Yorkers… I married one :). But he’s not a Brooklynite and you could probably say that he’s more of an out-of-towner than I am!

    #1003811
    Cedarhurst
    Member

    I’d say Sac is short and chubby. Blinky is avg and smiley. BPT is the odd Litvak in BP. Bein hasdorim is a handsome heimish 25 yr old.

    #1003812
    smartcookie
    Member

    Would anyone care to actually describe themselves? – At least vaguely?

    Ok I’ll be first, but I hope I won’t give myself away there:

    I have a round head, 2 eyes, 2 nostrils, 2 ears and a mouth.

    Nuff said. Anyone else has the guts to say?

    #1003813
    smartcookie
    Member

    Itche srulik- definitely a tuna beigel! lol or u used to be chasidish at one point in your life

    I second that!

    #1003814
    bpt
    Participant

    “in the 40-year-old-man-sorta way”

    but purina puppy chow in the 25 A++, super-cool “macher” sorta way?

    I’ll say this much; the only thing that sets me apart from the 100’s of other people in my demographic is that I can still keep up with the 25 year olds. (so far, no beer belly.. bourbon is a low carb drink!)

    Look-wise, I’m as ordinary as a slice of rye bread. And my glasses are 5 years old. (but even when I got them, they were a last year’s style).

    And the accent? Its pure brooklyn. Base-bawl, chawk-lit, (but birds are still birds.. not boids)

    #1003815
    LAer
    Member

    <gasp> smartcookie, we could be twins! Are you that person that everyone mixes me up with?

    On second thought, can’t be. I wouldn’t say my head is round. But the rest of it is pretty accurate…

    #1003816
    Sacrilege
    Member

    “i picture sacrilege as being slightly tall and has glasses/contacts and a sweet smile”

    “Sac = because of her moxie, brings to mind one of my sisters. No linking of appearances though. My sis is Modern Flatbush thru and thru”

    “Sacrilege has dark hair and likes to roll her eyes for sport”

    “Sacrilege- your a little hard to read, average hight, thin, dressed nicely with a manicure, loud and possibly a big shot at ur office, i mean u pull some of the rops there.”

    “I’d say Sac is short and chubby”

    So entertaining 🙂

    #1003817
    bpt
    Participant

    Me too!

    I cannot believe how good I look to the outside world.

    (Blue eyes? Full head of hair? If only Mrs BP were that lucky!)

    The one thing I DON’T have is a comb-over. I lost my chup ages ago, and just made peace with it. Probably what motivates me to stay in shape. Its the one facet of aging I can (to some degree) control

    #1003818
    crdle
    Member

    La’er ur out of towness shines! lol

    Sac- I changed my mind, ur not so thin, your in your upper 20’s, no bs kinda girl!

    BP totty- i say post a pic with out your head

    #1003819
    Nonsense
    Member

    Did anyone care to envision RuphRuph? I dare to speculate (s)he’s a cute looking puppy with a short wagging tail? As (s)he confessed on the othe thread, the bark is LOWER the the bite.

    #1003820
    mewho
    Participant

    🙂 <<<that’s me

    #1003821
    Sender Av
    Member

    Jack Daniels, I hardly “Know” you but picture you as a squarish bottle with a black label and cream colored alcohol on the inside. Am I right?

    #1003823
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    seem like some of u r basing your mental image

    on the screen name, not cyber personality.

    That being said, can you describe me for instance w/o

    using my screen name which many times can be misleading.

    as we have seen from the screenname post.

    #1003825
    LAer
    Member

    BPTotty, so no blue eyes, I take it. I wasn’t so sure about that. But you’re welcome for the compliment! Care to return the favor? 🙂

    #1003826
    Sender Av
    Member

    I dont know why the mods did not let this go through…it was obviously a joke. I can only try again.

    Ruff, Ruff , an aggressive type?

    Get it ?= rough rough.

    #1003827
    cutie pie
    Member

    Well, I am a female, went to seminary last year, have green eyes, shortish, average weight, brown hair, wear lenses…. That’s it for now or I’ll give myself away! lol 🙂

    #1003828
    Sacrilege
    Member

    crdle

    “I changed my mind, ur not so thin”

    Mustve been that big lunch…

    #1003830
    deiyezooger
    Member

    Hey! whats about me??????

    #1003831
    Yanky123
    Member

    Ten bucks whoever comes near to describing me,

    #1003832
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    Considering how far off crdle and smartcookie were i’ll offer twenty. People who quote my description of myself from another thread are disqualified.

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