MY WORST WORST WORST: French! The language sounds like a bunch of drunk people barfing on each other. I can’t believe that no one has mentioned it. Every time I hear a Jew speaking this language, I get a chance to work on my Ahavas Yisrael.
Favorites: Piglatin
Gibberish
GibLatin- My homemade concoction of Piglatin and gibberish. It is impossible to decode, even for the NSA.
sdrawkcaB- I have a friend that can speak Backwards in real-time speed. It sounds awesome.