DY:
1: Clean strawberry with soap
2: Place strawberry on black garbage bag
3: Smash strawberry with hammer
4: Watch little white dots scurry out of smashed strawberry
5: Are you sure you want to eat a strawberry?
P.S. Rabbi Vaye (Bedikas HaMazon) suggests either cooking/blending (after washing with soap 3 times) or peeling strawberries. Otherwise he says not to eat them.