So this year, my funny brother decided that we should say mashiv haruach 89 times on shmini atzeres at night, and then just say it once at mussaf and we will be done. So we started saying, and he was counting.
Then, when we are done, he says “haha, we said it 90 times, so you all better be careful to not say it at shachris tomorrow.”
But, then he was spacing out at shachris, and probably said it.
He realized at mussaf time, which was already after chatzos. So he davened 2 mussafs.
But, at mincha, he realized that he had been being so careful at mussaf, that he accidentally was careful to not say it, instead of to say it.
So he immediately davened another mincha in place of mussaf.
But of course that wasn’t correct, since it is still zman mussaf, so he davened another mussaf.
Then he realized that he was still short a shachris, and that the extra mincha wouldn’t work as a shachris, since he had daas for mussaf.
But at this point, he was so confused about what he had and hadn’t said, that there was only one solution. He got drunk ??????? ?? ???, and was pattur from mitzvos. In the morning, he said 2 shachrises, went 14 times around the bima, and was good to go.