DaasY, you’re reminding me of the guy who went to pick up his date and was asked to sit down at the dining room table where he was farherred by the girl’s father. Partly it was nerves and partly he wasn’t the biggest lamdan out there, b’kitzur, he failed the farherr miserably. Finally the disappointed father asked him, “Nu, so tell me, what kind of a girl are you looking for?”
And he answered, “A Yisoima.”