Modaah:these are not mine
1.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
2.I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
3.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
4.The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
5.My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
7.I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
8.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
9.Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.