1.A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
2.Two atoms are walking down the street and they run into each other.
One says to the other, “Are you all right?”
“No, I lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah, I’m positive.”
When does a boat show affection? When it hugs the shore.
They arrested the Chrysler salesman and he couldn’t a-Ford bail.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I used to be a teacher, but found I didn’t have enough class.
I tried looking for gold, but it didn’t pan out.
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too.
What did Godzilla say after eating a four-cylinder Datsun? “Gosh, I could have had a V-8!”
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
What did the toy store sign say? Don’t feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
Person 1: How does Moses make his tea?
Person 1: Hebrews it!
Person 2: Jew kidding me.
Person 1: No, Israeli how he makes it!
Person 2: Are you Syrias?
Person 1: I Canaan tell a lie!