Reply To: bad,awful,puns

When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

What part of a cemetery is best for burying guns? The muzzleum.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ‘no, the steaks are too high.’