This is clipped from a article about female storms being less worried about “So to get ahead of the curve, we’d like to offer some advice to all the girls out there hoping to become fearsome natural disasters when they grow up.
Be calm, and make eye contact: Eye of the storm, baby. Eye of the storm.
Network: Surround yourself with strong female tropical storms and typhoons. Look around and ask yourself: Who is wreaking the kind of havoc that I would like to wreak? Find those storms and forge a sisterhood.
Negotiate: If you know that you are a Category 5, why settle for being classified as a Category 3? Don’t sell yourself short.
Have a five-day plan: No meteorologist is going to respect a hurricane that can’t stay on track. Find a seaboard and stick to it.
Never, ever cry in the office: Save the waterworks for the storm surge, ladies.
Remember, the sky’s the limit: Literally. You’re a hurricane. In the sky. Now act like it.
Don’t be held back by the glass ceiling: You’re going to let a glass ceiling hold you back?! A GLASS CEILING? You’re a hurricane for crying out loud. Just shatter it.