Why did the American chicken cross the road?
The light was red.
Why did the Canadian chicken cross the road?
It saw the American chicken do it.
Why did it only cross halfway?
1)It didn’t want to take sides
2)it wanted to lay it on the line
Why did the Polish chicken cross the road?
It didn’t see the truck.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
He saw the chicken do it.
Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
It was a chicken.