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Please post the most corny joke you can think of. only very corny jokes please.
Who’s the father of corny Jokes?
Pop Corn
What did the blond silk ear say to the stalk? Multiple choice:
stop stalking me
thanks for bringing me up
go GMO yourself
is there a kernel of truth to that scarey harvester story?
What’s grey and can’t climb trees?
A car park.
What’s green and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?
A snooker table.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A yeshiva bochur on a date.
Why did the American chicken cross the road?
The light was red.
Why did the Canadian chicken cross the road?
It saw the American chicken do it.
Why did it only cross halfway?
1)It didn’t want to take sides
2)it wanted to lay it on the line
Why did the Polish chicken cross the road?
It didn’t see the truck.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
He saw the chicken do it.
Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
It was a chicken.
Corn: You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. Confusing.
That joke is so corny it’s kitniyos.
What’s red and fluffy?
Red fluff
Q:whats big red and eats rocks
A: a big red rockeater
Yekke2: Hey you got those jokes from my post in the thread called “Jokes” , but you missed the jewish chicken
Yekke Mit: The chicken crossed because it didn’t see the truck
Q: What is it called when you get the flu twice?
A: deja flu
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A: Irrelephant!
Q: What is red and invisible?
A: No tomatoes.
Why did the animal cross the road. To get to the other side.
What’s the punch line? Where people wait to get their drinks.
These corny jokes are a-maize-ing!
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