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November 30, 2012 7:52 pm at 7:52 pm #607134Yekke Mitt a GartelMember
Please post the most corny joke you can think of. only very corny jokes please.
December 1, 2012 5:33 pm at 5:33 pm #1019958Israeli ChareidiParticipantWho’s the father of corny Jokes?
Pop Corn
December 2, 2012 6:08 pm at 6:08 pm #1019959twistedParticipantWhat did the blond silk ear say to the stalk? Multiple choice:
stop stalking me
thanks for bringing me up
go GMO yourself
is there a kernel of truth to that scarey harvester story?
December 2, 2012 11:46 pm at 11:46 pm #1019960ChortkovParticipantWhat’s grey and can’t climb trees?
A car park.
What’s green and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?
A snooker table.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A yeshiva bochur on a date.
December 2, 2012 11:50 pm at 11:50 pm #1019961ChortkovParticipantWhy did the American chicken cross the road?
The light was red.
Why did the Canadian chicken cross the road?
It saw the American chicken do it.
Why did it only cross halfway?
1)It didn’t want to take sides
2)it wanted to lay it on the line
Why did the Polish chicken cross the road?
It didn’t see the truck.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
He saw the chicken do it.
Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
It was a chicken.
December 3, 2012 12:59 am at 12:59 am #1019962shmendrickMemberCorn: You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. Confusing.
December 3, 2012 1:27 am at 1:27 am #1019963Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWhy didn’t the rooster cross the road?
It was a chicken.
So then why’d the chicken do it
December 3, 2012 1:28 am at 1:28 am #1019964Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberPloni:Call me a cab
Almoni:You’re a cab!
December 3, 2012 1:40 am at 1:40 am #1019965OneOfManyParticipantThat joke is so corny it’s kitniyos.
December 3, 2012 5:13 am at 5:13 am #1019966Yekke Mitt a GartelMemberWhats brown and sticky?
A stick
December 3, 2012 1:46 pm at 1:46 pm #1019967ChortkovParticipantWhat’s red and fluffy?
Red fluff
December 4, 2012 11:03 pm at 11:03 pm #1019968This name is already takenParticipantQ:whats big red and eats rocks
A: a big red rockeater
December 23, 2012 3:56 am at 3:56 am #1019969WiseyParticipantYekke2: Hey you got those jokes from my post in the thread called “Jokes” , but you missed the jewish chicken
Yekke Mit: The chicken crossed because it didn’t see the truck
December 23, 2012 5:00 am at 5:00 am #1019970brisketParticipantQ: What is it called when you get the flu twice?
A: deja flu
December 23, 2012 5:52 am at 5:52 am #1019971WIYMemberQ: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A: Irrelephant!
December 23, 2012 3:31 pm at 3:31 pm #1019972ChortkovParticipantQ: What is red and invisible?
A: No tomatoes.
December 23, 2012 6:50 pm at 6:50 pm #1019973N.GMemberWhy did the animal cross the road. To get to the other side.
June 18, 2014 1:05 am at 1:05 am #1019974Main ManagerMemberWhat’s the punch line? Where people wait to get their drinks.
June 18, 2014 8:39 am at 8:39 am #1019975Geordie613ParticipantThese corny jokes are a-maize-ing!
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