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    Please post the most corny joke you can think of. only very corny jokes please.

    #1019958

    Israeli Chareidi
    Participant

    Who’s the father of corny Jokes?

    Pop Corn

    #1019959

    twisted
    Participant

    What did the blond silk ear say to the stalk? Multiple choice:

    stop stalking me

    thanks for bringing me up

    go GMO yourself

    is there a kernel of truth to that scarey harvester story?

    #1019960

    Chortkov
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    What’s grey and can’t climb trees?

    A car park.

    What’s green and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?

    A snooker table.

    What’s black, white and red all over?

    A yeshiva bochur on a date.

    #1019961

    Chortkov
    Participant

    Why did the American chicken cross the road?

    The light was red.

    Why did the Canadian chicken cross the road?

    It saw the American chicken do it.

    Why did it only cross halfway?

    1)It didn’t want to take sides

    2)it wanted to lay it on the line

    Why did the Polish chicken cross the road?

    It didn’t see the truck.

    Why did the monkey cross the road?

    He saw the chicken do it.

    Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?

    It was a chicken.

    #1019962

    shmendrick
    Member

    Corn: You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. Confusing.

    #1019963

    Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?

    It was a chicken.

    So then why’d the chicken do it

    #1019964

    Ploni:Call me a cab

    Almoni:You’re a cab!

    #1019965

    OneOfMany
    Participant

    That joke is so corny it’s kitniyos.

    #1019966

    Whats brown and sticky?

    A stick

    #1019967

    Chortkov
    Participant

    What’s red and fluffy?

    Red fluff

    #1019968

    Q:whats big red and eats rocks

    A: a big red rockeater

    #1019969

    Wisey
    Participant

    Yekke2: Hey you got those jokes from my post in the thread called “Jokes” , but you missed the jewish chicken

    Yekke Mit: The chicken crossed because it didn’t see the truck

    #1019970

    brisket
    Participant

    Q: What is it called when you get the flu twice?

    A: deja flu

    #1019971

    WIY
    Member

    Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

    A: Irrelephant!

    #1019972

    Chortkov
    Participant

    Q: What is red and invisible?

    A: No tomatoes.

    #1019973

    N.G
    Member

    Why did the animal cross the road. To get to the other side.

    #1019974

    Main Manager
    Member

    What’s the punch line? Where people wait to get their drinks.

    #1019975

    Geordie613
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    These corny jokes are a-maize-ing!

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