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Why do feet smell and noses run? The same reason that feet run and noses smell

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Why are you on a parkway and in a driveway

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why is there a lock on the door? for the night that we change back for daylight savings time

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? humans