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If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of progress, congress? yes
If Aliens are so smart, why do they abduct the dumbest people? no such thing as aliens
If you buy a package of cotton balls, are you supposed to discard the first one? after using it
Do Roman Doctors refer to an IV as just 5? 4
If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?Ain Adam Maisim Atzmo Rasha
If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the
floor? they float
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is he treated as a hostage situation? no
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? the peel of an orange is orangier
Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences? to fool the public
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a race car not called a racist? because piano ends in o and race ends in e
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why is pink for girls and blue for boys? Duh, cause pink is girlish and blue is boyish
why cant women put on mascara without opening their mouths? the same reason boys (or anyone) cant put in contacts without opening their mouths
why do banks leave the doors wide open but their pens chained to the counter? because pens get lost, while the money is in safes