Would you throw candies at Chuck Norris’s bar mitzvah?
Chuck Norris can be Sandek and Mohel at the same time – while taking pictures at his own bris.
Chuck Norris can lein while being the gabbai rishon and gabbai sheini.
Chuck Norris can sing a beautiful kedusha without taking forever.
Chuck Norris can daven at Chabad and still make zman krias shma.