a man goes to a orthodox rabbi and says”rabbi please i will make a big donation to the shul,can i please be a cohen”the rabbi looks at him and says”no,of course not,i cant make you a cohen no matter how much you give” the guy then goes to a reform rabbi and says”rabbi please can you make me a cohen i will pay you what ever it takes” the rabbi replys”im sorry,no i cant, but you can still donate money” the man finally goes to a conservative rabbi adn says”rabbi please i so want to be a cohen,i will pay you what ever you want,just please make me a cohen”the rabbi says”of course i will help a fellow jew i will make you a cohen,just tell me one thing,why do you want to be a cohen so much? the man looks at him and says”well my father was,my grandfather….i want to be one to!”
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